I wanna write something so good people stay up till three in the morning writing theories and head canons about it.
I hate myself for turning the radio up when Anaconda by Nicki Minaj came on
My mum just goes “well the dog slept in Britt’s bed last night because Cass didn’t come home” and my auntie goes “oooh slut” and when I looked shocked she goes “I was joking?” Like??? yeah funny joke??? I’m glad you think me having sex with my boyfriend means I’m sleeping around catching venereal diseases??? Which you obviously think is the worst possible thing in the world???