My mum just goes “well the dog slept in Britt’s bed last night because Cass didn’t come home” and my auntie goes “oooh slut” and when I looked shocked she goes “I was joking?” Like??? yeah funny joke??? I’m glad you think me having sex with my boyfriend means I’m sleeping around catching venereal diseases??? Which you obviously think is the worst possible thing in the world???
petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr
why did no one ever think of this before
and the porn side cumblr ?
and the music side humblr?
what have I started
I really love graphs
today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer
what does heterosexual creamer even mean
no homogenized milk
She’ll make a great wife to someone one day? How about this… she’s an amazing person and you shouldn’t judge her worth by how good she’ll be at cooking and cleaning and running a household.